Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she played Five Night's at Freddy's, Freddy couldn't stuff her in the suit!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.