Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.