Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and somebody yelled, "Taxi!"