Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?