Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!


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