Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I

Joke: Knock!Knock! who's there Arch Arch Who EXCUSE ME!!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.