Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.


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Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?


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