Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, could you stop talking and open it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!