Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!


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