Dirty Jokes

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If you have a dirty mind, you may enjoy our selection of dirty jokes. Dirty jokes, to many, are the best kinds of jokes. They take humor and throw in a bit of spice in the form of crudeness poking fun at topics of gender, race, sexuality, etc. Hilarious dirty jokes are those that are able to take familiar circumstances, attitudes, or innapropriate content and poke fun at them with puns, play on words, or provide a twist to surprise the reader. Check out some of the best dirty jokes on the Web by perusing our dirty jokes section, because we take only the funniest of jokes that we and our users find and write. If you are too young or find dirty jokes offensive, please feel free to check out our clean jokes page.


 

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Joke: A blonde woman wants to bath in milk because she heard it makes your skin silky smooth. So when the milkman comes she tells him "I'm going to need 25 gallons of milk."

He replies "Damn, what for?"

She tells him "I want to bath in it."

Confused he asks her "Would you like that pasteurized?"

She replies "No, just up to my tits is fine. I'll splash it on my eyes."


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Joke: Joe Bob goes to Billy Bob's barn to see what he's been up to. He sees Billy stripping for his John Deere tractor. He slowly removes his overalls and twerks on it. Joe bursts in and asks, "Billy! What are you doing?"

Billy exclaims, "Dang Joe! You scared the life out of me! Me and the wife went to counseling and the therapist says I need to do something sexy to a tractor."


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Joke: A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!


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Joke: There once was a boy who really had to fart. He came up with a plan. He would drop his textbook and fart at the same time. He dropped his book and everyone stared at him. He then farted


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Joke: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."


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