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Joke: Why are rabbits silent when they have sex?


Punch line: They have cotton balls.


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Joke: What did God say when he saw Eve taking a bath in the ocean?


Punch line: "DAMMIT! Now I'll never get that smell outta the fish!"


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Joke: Are the Tickle Me Elmo dolls male or female?


Punch line: They're all males because they get two 'test tickles' before being sent to stores!


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Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?


Punch line: (singing) Up From The Grave Gyros!


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Joke: What do you call a gay female dinosaur?


Punch line: A Lickalotapus


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