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Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.


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Joke: How is a wife like a hand grenade?


Punch line: Remove the ring, and your house is gone.


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Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.


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Joke: What happens when a blue boat crashes into a red ship?


Punch line: All passengers are marooned.


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Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"


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