Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris jokes are outlandish jokes that point to the masculinity and overall manliness of the actor and martial artist Chuck Norris. The actor, Chuck Norris, is best known for his starring role in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' in which he is a roundhouse kicking, beard-baring manly man. These jokes are mostly an Internet fad that starting in the mid-2000's. They exaggerate the qualities of Chuck Norris by creating funny situations and make impossible claims about the abilities and attributes of the actor. The response to Chuck Norris jokes was massive. Due to the popularity of the jokes, Chuck Norris has had multiple advertising deals and has been featured as a cultural icon. We scour the Web for the best Chuck Norris jokes, so please peruse our selection of the popular jokes.


 

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Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.


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Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


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Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.


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Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.


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