Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


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Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.


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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.


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Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.


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Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.


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