Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.


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Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.


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Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.


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Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.


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Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


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