Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.


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Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.


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Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.


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Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.


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