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Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.
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Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.
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Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.
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Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.
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