Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."


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Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?


Punch line: You only have to punch information into a computer once.


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Joke: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


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Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"


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Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?


Punch line: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.


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