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Angela

About: I am currently a 12 year old GIRL. I want to be a computer-programmer when I grow up! If you were to see me in person, you might think I was on steroids... trust me, I am NOT on steroids.


Author's Riddles

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?

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Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?


Punch line: SHE'S DEAD.


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Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?


Punch line: SHE'S DEAD.


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Joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? The police. The police wh- We'll be asking the question around here!


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Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


Punch line: A stick!


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