cyguy1123
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About: I like riddles and pie


Author's Riddles

Dad's riddle (medium)

Question: There are five fish in a fish tank. Two swim away, one swims towards the ocean, and two die. How many fish are left in the tank?

Gotham #5 (medium)

Question: what's as evil as the devil as powerful as god the poor have it the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die?

Gotham #4 (medium)

Question: The more you cut into me the bigger I grow, what am I?

Question: What's strong enough to smash a ship but is still afraid of the light?

Gotham #3 (medium)

Question: a cupcake and a bullet what does it mean?

Gotham #2 (medium)

Question: what does an emu, a dead guy, and a cruise ship have in common?

Question: a window cleaner falls and doesn't get injured and he doesn't have any safety equipment or anything to cushion his fall how is this possible?

numbers (medium)

Question: 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 what comes next?

Question: alone i’m 24th, with a friend i'm 20, with another friend i’m unclean what am i?

mystery (medium)

Question: Many have heard me, no one has seen me, and i won’t speak unless spoken to. what am i?

Gotham (medium)

Question: whats every where except where something is?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: What’s grey and can’t fly?


Punch line: A parking lot.


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Joke: what’s blue and smells like red paint? blue paint


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Joke: What’s Forrest Gump's password?


Punch line: 1forrest1


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Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?


Punch line: A brick!


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Joke: why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? because there really good at it.


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Joke: can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? yes the empire state building can’t jump. i’m reading a book about anti-gravity it's impossible to put down.


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Joke: what’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen.snowballs


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Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”


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Joke: teacher: what does the chicken give you? students: meat teacher: good, what does the pig give you? students: bacon teacher: very good, what does the big fat cow give you? Students: Homework!


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Joke: My friend thinks he’s smart. He says that onions were the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.


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Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.


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