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Question: A man had a dream he was walking through the forest. He came up to a house. He knocked on the door and a witch answered. She said, "We'll play a game, if I win I can throw you off the roof of my tall house. If you win, you can throw me off the roof." They play the game and the man wins. He throws the witch off the roof and she doesn't survive. The man continues his walk through the forest. He comes up to a house and a witch lives there. They play a game, he wins, throws the witch of the roof, and walks on. The man comes up to a very tall house, many stories high. The witch who lives there says to play the game. The man wins the game, so the witch loses. The man throws the witch off the roof and she doesn't survive. Then, the man walks up to this 15 story building. The warlock who lives there answer and says to play a game. The warlock wins and the man lost. The warlock threw the man off the roof, but he survives. How did he survive?

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Joke: A guy was going to the prom with a girl. Before the prom, he decided to get flowers. He went to the flower shop and waited in a line to get them. He waited and waited, but finally got the flowers. Then he decided to get a tuxedo. He waited and waited in line, but finally got the tuxedo. Then the man decided to get a limo. He waited and waited in line, but finally got the tuxedo. When he and the girl got to the prom, the girl asked for punch. The guy went up to the punch bowl, and what do you know! There was no punch line!


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Joke: Three girls robbed a store. A blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They ran to a nearby barn to hide. The Brunette hid in a pig pen, the red head hid in a cow pen, and the blonde hid in a potato sack. When the police went up to the pig pen, the brunette said, "Oink, oink!" When the police went up to the cow pen, the red head said, "Moo." When the police went up to the sack of potatoes, the blonde said, "po-TA-toooee." And was caught.


Punch line: Blonde can say, "Sack-o-potatooo!"


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Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally


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Joke: Two blondes were going to Disney World. They saw a sign 'Disney World left' so they turned around and went home.


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Joke: What did one whale say to the other? "Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here?" Okay, Okay I get that joke had no PORPOISE WATER you going to do about it? Now I'm just going to WAVE goodbye. Don't WHALE about it.


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