Littlememe
Revilo

About: I really like jokes and riddles.


Author's Riddles

The World (medium)

Question: What can travel all around the world, but stay in one place?

Mary's Mother (medium)

Question: Mary's mother has 4 daughters penny, nickel, dime, what is the last ones name?

Home (medium)

Question: A man leaves his home, takes 3 lefts gets to home, but there is 2 men with black masks on them, who are these 2 men?

Head and Tail (medium)

Question: What has a head and a tail but no body?

Question: The moon was not out, and someone just got robbed, there was a lady running into the woods Dressed in black, she was the robber. How did they see her? No moon was out.

Question: There is a man who is a conductor on a train. He runs someone over so the conductor gets sentenced to death. He goes to an electric chair, the people that work there say, "it's your last day to live, what would you like to eat?" The man replies peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to a 10 times better electric chair there they say what would you like to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, he eats the peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day he gets sent to Alcatraz, they say what do you want to eat and he says peanut butter and cereal, they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens. The next day they send him to the best electric chair in the world they say what would you like to eat? He replies peanut butter and cereal, he eats a peanut butter and cereal, and they turn on the electric chair and nothing happens, they say why aren't you getting electrocuted? And the conductor says-

Word (medium)

Question: There is a 5 letter word, if you take away the 5th letter, it is still the same. If you take away the 1st letter it is also the same. Even if you take away the 3rd letter, it is still the same. You can even take away the 5th, 3rd and the 1st, at the same time!!!!!!!!

3 Rooms (medium)

Question: There was a man who did something very bad so he had to die, so on his last day he had a choice of 3 rooms, one was to step into a giant fire, another was to get electrocuted or to go into a room where there are lions that have not eaten in 3 years, and they will rip you to shreds. Which one did he pick?

Pink (medium)

Question: In a one story house, the chairs are pink, the radios are pink, the floor is pink, the books are pink, EVERYTHING in the house is pink. What color is the staircase?

Money (medium)

Question: What small place has a lot of money?

Question: What gets smaller as it gets older?

Riddle #3616 (medium)

Question: Why was six scared of seven?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: Will you remember me in a second? Yes. Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you rember me in an hour? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock knock. Whose there? It doesn't look like you remember me anymore.😥


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Joke: Knock knock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow-MOOOOOOOOO.


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Joke: Knock knock. Whose there? Boo! Boo who? Oh, I'm sorry don't cry!


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