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Question: I rule the ends of the universe. I control its laws. I reign the galaxy. The start of space is the start of me. The end of the universe is the end of me. The name of my slaves bring mighty terror to you. The universe wouldn't work if it wasn't for me. What am I?
Answer: Science.
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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Alexander Jhon, son of Jhon Otto of Croatia owned by Nikola Tesla, surrendered at Britain in the time of Alexandrina Victoria, the slave queen of Jhonny Miller Doper Tom the Great Alexander Jhon - Umm... father of Jhon auto of - umm... Just come in! Thank you!
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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? I know Jude Jude who? Open up. You may know judo, but I know karate!
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Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.
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